The Booty Report

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Arrr, Chiefs fans be as glum as a fish outta water, wishin' for booty that slipped right through their fingers!

2025-02-09

Arrr, me hearties! Chiefs fans be celebratin’ more than a parrot on me shoulder, but this Super Bowl Sunday, the tides turned! Kansas City scallywags watched their beloved crew get trampled like a landlubber at a rum barrel. Aye, 'twas a mighty rough seas for those loyal mates!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the most recent adventure on the high seas of sportin’ glory! The Eagles, fierce as a stormy gale, set sail on Sunday, leavin' the landlubbers of Kansas City quakin' in their boots with a mighty 24-0 lead by halftime in Super Bowl LIX. Their ship sailed smooth, and they plundered a grand victory of 40-22, sendin' the Chiefs scurrying like rats off a sinking ship!

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