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Arr! Danny Kanell be blabberin' 'bout CFP, the snub o' Florida State! 'Tis no real playoff, says he!

2023-12-22

Arrr! College football pundit Danny Kanell set sail on OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich" on Thursday, bemoanin' Florida State's cruel exclusion from the CFP treasure chest. Shiver me timbers, mateys!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, the news be spreadin' like wildfire 'bout Florida State bein' snubbed from the College Football Playoff! Arrr, ye see, the Seminoles had a stellar season, goin' undefeated and winnin' the ACC title, but they weren't chosen as one of the top four teams to compete for the national championship. Blimey, this be the first time a mighty undefeated conference champion be left out of the CFP!

One of Florida State's own, a scallywag named Danny Kanell, spoke out 'bout the snub on a show called "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich." He be mighty angry, claimin' that 'Bama should have been left out instead. Aye, the poor lad even got reminded 'bout the snub at a celebrity golf tournament when a heckler taunted him 'bout Florida State.

The CFP committee claimed that Florida State's lack of success without their injured player, Jordan Travis, be the reason for their exclusion. But Kanell, a true swashbuckler, be callin' out the committee's flawed criteria, sayin' that they can use any reason they want to pick the playoff teams. He be claimin' that the system be more like an invitational rather than a true playoff.

Aye, it be a travesty, me hearties, that Florida State be the most worthy team left out in the final year of the four-team playoff. But fear not, me mateys, for the CFP semifinals be on New Year's Day, and we'll see which teams be truly worthy of the championship title. Arrr!

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