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Arrr! A scallywag from the Marshall crew tangled with the wee ball boy after the game, 'twas a right ruckus!

2024-11-25

Arrr, me hearties! On a moonlit night, after vanquishin’ Old Dominion, our brave matey Josh Moten tangled with a wee ball boy! A ruckus erupted, with balls flyin’ and laughter abound. ‘Twas a sight to behold, like a parrot squawkin’ at a ship’s captain! Yarr, what a jolly hullabaloo!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and hear the tale of the Marshall Thundering Herd who bested the Old Dominion Monarchs in a tight contest of gridiron glory, 42-35, on a fine Saturday eve! With this hard-fought victory, they be keepin' their lead over Georgia Southern in the Sun Belt Conference East, aye!

But lo and behold, as the dust settled, a ruckus erupted in the end zone! The clever folk at ESPN spied one Josh Moten, a defensive back of great renown, in a tussle with a scallywag ball boy! The lad tried to snatch a pigskin from Moten's grip, and a shoving match ensued between him and another player. Shiver me timbers!

Moten, realizing his folly, sent out an apology on the X machine, claimin’ his emotions ran wild after such an intense battle. He had plundered five tackles and picked off a pass, makin’ it his fourth interception of the season, savvy?

With an overall record of 8-3 and a five-match winning streak, the Thundering Herd stands ready to claim the division title against James Madison! Hoist the sails and may fortune favor the bold, me hearties!

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