Arrr, LA scribes say Dodgers be sayin', "Nay, we’ll pass on the king's court, matey!"
2025-03-15
Arrr, two scallywags from the Los Angeles Times be sayin’ the Dodgers should hoist their sails and steer clear o’ the White House for their World Series jollifications! What be next, refusin’ to swig grog with the captain? Avast, that be a fine kettle o’ fish!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Los Angeles Dodgers, those scallywags who be the reigning champions of the World Series! They be eyein' a grand visit to the White House, where the captain of the ship, President Trump, be waitin'. But, hold yer horses! The Los Angeles Times be soundin' the alarm, sayin', "Don’t ye bet on it!"Ye see, Mookie Betts, that clever lad, skipped the visit in 2019, and now he’s a true buccaneer for social justice. With other Dodgers and their co-captains, Magic Johnson and Billie Jean King, throwin' shade at the big boss, it seems the Dodgers might be settin' sail in a different direction. They be comin' to D.C. in early April, but the Times be thinkin' it hard to fathom a hearty handshake with the prez.
Los Angeles be a sea of blue, not just Dodger blue, but Democrat blue! The captain lost the county by a staggering 33 points! So, the Dodgers be advised to stand tall against the captain rather than beside him. If the White House sends a message, they might just reply, “Thanks, but no thanks!”
So there ye have it, mateys! A tale of baseball, politics, and the high seas of opinion! Arrr!