Arrr! The Lions be makin' history, 11-1, keepin' them Bears at bay on Thanksgivin', savvy?
2024-11-28
Arrr, matey! The Detroit Lions, on Thursday's eve, did fend off the pesky Chicago Bears' charge in the second half, settlin' their record at a grand 11-1, the likes of which be ne’er seen in their ship's log before! Aye, a fine tale for the tavern!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn of the Detroit Lions, who feasted like kings after bestin’ the Chicago Bears on that fateful Thanksgivin’ Day, with a score of 23-20! Aye, the Lions be celebratin’ their first 11-1 record in all their seafarin’ history!The Lions be makin’ quite the splash, keepin' them Bears scoreless in the first half—an unforgettable feat indeed! Led by the mighty captain Jared Goff, the Lions scored 16 points, thanks in part to trusty kicker Jake Bates, who knocked three field goals in the first half for a total of nine points. Tight end Sam LaPorta snagged two touchdowns, makin' the Bears quake in their boots!
But lo! The Bears, under the command of young Caleb Williams, mounted a comeback, marchin’ forth and landin’ themselves a touchdown to keep the chase alive. Aye, the game was tighter than a ship’s hold, but the Bears stumbled once more, missin’ a chance to tie it up with a clownish final play that left their captain, Matt Eberflus, scratchin' his head with a unused timeout in his pocket.
So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for the Lions sailed to victory, while the Bears found yet another way to sink into the depths of despair! Arrr!