Arrr, Tiger Woods be spillin' the beans on the seas o' social media: "Love be blowin' like a fair wind!"
2025-03-23
Arrr, matey! On the morn of Sunday, the great Tiger Woods be spillin’ the beans! He be courtin' Vanessa Trump, and he be shoutin' it from the crow's nest of social media! Blimey, love on the high seas of golf! Aye, what a merry mischief!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be bringin’ ye tidings o' romance on the high seas of fame! Our swashbucklin' captain o' the green, Tiger Woods, has hoisted the Jolly Roger of love, declarin’ his heart be taken by none other than the fair Vanessa Trump! Aye, she be the lass who once sailed under the banner of Donald Trump Jr. before their shipwreck of a marriage.In a grand reveal on the mysterious vessel known as social media, Woods proclaimed, “Love be in the air, and life be better with ye by me side!” Aye, the winds of romance be blowin’ strong! They’ve been keepin’ this treasure chest o' love hidden for a year, choosin’ to keep their hearts as private as a pirate’s loot.
But that ain’t all, mateys! The wee ones, Charlie and Kai, be swingin’ clubs like true buccaneers, both facin’ off in the grand tournaments o’ golf. Yet, alas! Woods’ journey be fraught with peril, as he recently suffered a grievous wound to his Achilles while trainin’ at home. Aye, this may threaten his next adventure on the greens. So, raise a tankard to love and golf, even amidst the storms of life!