Arrr, Captain Jerry Jones be stirrin' the pot with his ancient lingo! But fear not, matey, there's a tale behind it!
2025-01-29
Arrr, matey! Jerry Jones, the captain of them Dallas Cowboys, be makin’ the crew scratch their heads! He spun a yarn with some ancient lingo ‘bout his heartstrings, chattin’ ‘bout the fans’ ruckus like a scallywag at a tavern! Blimey, what a hoot!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The notorious Jerry Jones, captain of the Dallas Cowboys ship, be stirrin' the waters o' fandom with his latest command—Brian Schottenheimer be takin' the helm as head coach! But ‘tis not just the choice that raised the Jolly Roger, it be how Jones spoke of it that had all the scallywags a-chucklin'.When asked about the ruckus from the crew, Jones declared, “There be a very low percentage of this that be smiles and glory holes. Very low percentage.” Now, ye see, the term "glory hole" be causin' quite the uproar! Whether it be a messy storeroom or somethin’ a wee bit more risqué, the word left many a sailor scratchin’ their heads.
But fret not! Jones be usin' it to speak of the oil and gas trade, an arena where he made his doubloons before takin' over the Cowboys. He reminisced about the “glory hole days” of yore, when the Cowboys soared, but alas, 'tis been a long drought since the mid-90s. With Schottenheimer at the helm, fans be hopin’ for fair winds and a return to glory, lest they be left in the doldrums of mediocrity!