Arrr! AOC and Jeffries be mum on the Democrats' hullabaloo 'bout that scallywag law givin' child predators a boost!
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! Hakeem and AOC be silent like a ship adrift in a storm, not daring to tackle the ruckus ‘bout protectin’ womenfolk's sport, lest it embolden the scallywags! Aye, what a jolly mess that be!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of political folly on the high seas of debate! Those scallywags Hakeem Jeffries and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, bold leaders of the Democratic crew, be spoutin’ claims that a bill protectin’ women in sports be handin’ over the keys to deviant pirates, wantin’ to inspect the young lasses in all sorts of inappropriate ways. But lo and behold! There be no mention of such nonsense in the bill itself!Despite the waves of backlash from their shipmates, including the disgruntled law professor Gary Francione, these two have chosen to keep mum, perhaps hopin’ the storm will pass. Meanwhile, AOC be suggestin’ that fightin’ against the distractions of the culture wars is the way forward, yet her previous tirade against the bill left many in stitches rather than in agreement!
Yarr, voter registration is takin’ a hit like a ship in a tempest, with Dems makin’ their way to the shore, unhappy with their party’s course. A recent survey reveals that even among Democrats, a hearty majority reckon that trans athletes don’t belong in the ladies’ leagues. So, will the crew of the Democrats adjust their sails or be cast adrift in this tumultuous sea? Only time will tell, me hearties!