Arrr, Jerry Jones be spillin’ salty tears o’ joy ‘bout his Cowboys, makin’ waves in the sea of the internet!
2025-01-08
Arrr, matey! Jerry Jones spun a tall tale in a cameo on the "Landman" show, blabberin' on 'bout why he snatched up the Cowboys. Many a soul thought he were speakin' from the heart, not actin'! A right jolly jest, that one be! Avast, the pirate life be full o' surprises!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye the yarn of Jerry Jones, the mighty captain of the Dallas Cowboys, who took to the screen in a most curious tale called "Landman." Aye, in a hospital scene alongside the fine lads Jon Hamm and Billy Bob Thornton, Jerry got a bit misty-eyed, as if the sea be movin' him to tears!This here show, all about oil tycoons in Texas, saw our dear Jerry deliver a heartfelt speech, spillin' his guts 'bout why he hoisted the ol’ Cowboys flag. He spoke of workin' with his kin, claimin’ he be doin’ it for their sake, but lo and behold, 'twas himself who found the treasure! Aye, he waxed poetic 'bout the importance of family, sayin’ it’s not just the Thanksgivin’ feasts, but the daily grind with those ye love that counts.
With a history steeped in black gold and real estate, Jerry sailed his ship of wealth straight to the NFL, snaggin' the Cowboys for a hearty sum back in '89. Now, at the helm alongside his progeny, he’s built a family armada, ready to conquer the gridiron seas. He be proud of his Cowboys, aye, but even prouder of the crew he sails with! So, raise yer tankards to family and football, for that's the true treasure of the high seas!