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Arrr, Kamala be gettin' frosty glares at the Lakers match, while scallywags bemoan their sorry seats, har har!

2025-02-08

Arrr, matey! The former Vice President, Kamala Harris, be no treasure in the hearts of the crowd when she and her landlubber, Doug Emhoff, made their appearance at the Lakers' grand spectacle on a Thursday eve! Aye, the boos be louder than a cannon's roar!

Avast, ye scallywags! It be told that the former Vice President, Kamala Harris, was sighted at the grand spectacle of a Los Angeles Lakers game, and lo, she received a chillier welcome than a kraken’s embrace! Aye, she and her matey, Doug Emhoff, strutted their way to seats far, far away from the action—row 58, they say! By the looks of it, the crowd was as lively as a ghost ship on a foggy night!

Me hearties, social media be abuzz with jests about the icy reception, with one jolly comedian pointing out the folly of such lofty seating arrangements. “Should’ve saved some of that doubloons!” he exclaimed, much to the mirth of the crew online. Indeed, the sparse enthusiasm from the crowd spoke volumes, with many declaring they were about as excited as a barnacle on the hull!

Yet, when not rubbin’ elbows with the crowd, Harris be busy assistin' the good folk affected by recent wildfires, dodging questions like a skilled swordsman in a tavern brawl! With whispers of future political adventures in the air, she insisted she be a steadfast presence in her community, no matter where the winds of fortune blow her ship next. Aye, what a tale, eh? Yarrr!

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