Arrr, matey! Behold the Fox News treasure map of NFL might after the 13th week of the grand 2024 season!
2024-12-04
Arrr, matey! The Thanksgiving feast be the time fer many a crew in the NFL to chart their course! Some scallywags be raisin' their flags high, while others be sinkin' like a lead anchor in the briny deep o' playoff dreams! Ha!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the Thanksgiving weekend, where dreams o' glory be made and shattered like a fine glass o' rum! This year, the Detroit Lions, Buffalo Bills, and Philadelphia Eagles be makin' their Super Bowl ambitions as clear as the open sea with mighty victories!The Bills and them Kansas City Chiefs be the first scallywags to clinch their playoff berths, while the North divisions be tighter than a ship's riggin'. The Pittsburgh Steelers be leadin' the charge in the AFC North, and the Lions be battlin' off the Minnesota Vikings! Meanwhile, the NFC South be a fierce tussle, with the Falcons and Buccaneers locked at 6-6.
The Lions be lookin' to prove their mettle against the Packers soon, and the Bills, led by that fine captain Josh Allen, be claimin' the throne as the mightiest in the AFC. But beware o' the Chiefs, who be squeakin' by the Raiders like a rat in a storm, clingin' to their position at 11-1!
As the season presses on, the races heat up, and if yer not careful, ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! So hoist yer sails and prepare fer a wild finish, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!