Arrr, Stephen A be callin' Biden a bilge rat fer pardonin' his scallywag son! Full o' nonsense, that one!
2024-12-02
Arrr, matey! ESPN’s grand poobah, Stephen A. Smith, be callin’ out President Biden, sayin’ he’s as full o’ bilge as a leaky ship for pardonin’ his scallywag son, Hunter! Aye, the seas be churnin’ with chuckles over that one!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer this tale of the high seas of politics! ESPN’s own Stephen A. Smith be settin' sail on words that be sharper than a cutlass, takin' aim at none other than President Biden. The captain of the White House be handin' down a pardon to his wayward son, Hunter, just as he be readyin' to abandon ship. Aye, Hunter be found guilty in a couple o' federal misadventures this year, but the ol’ sea dog Biden decided to waive the Jolly Roger of consequences!Smith, in a grand display on his show, didn’t mince words, shoutin', “Ye be full of it!” at the president! He claimed the matey should’ve just owned up and said, “Aye, he’s me son, and I can do as I please!” Instead, Biden spun a yarn 'bout political foes pickin' on him and his kin. Smith be likin’ the idea of a father protectin’ his son but scoffed at the excuses, sayin' it be a load o’ barnacles!
And as the waves crash on the shore, Hunter be lookin' to right his ship, vowin' to aid others lost in the storm o' addiction. So hoist yer flags high and keep yer eyes peeled! The seas of politics be turbulent, but the tales be entertainin'! Yarrr!