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Arrr! Coco be callin’ out them scallywags, cheerin’ Spotify whilst she be showin’ her Apple tunes! Hilarity be ensuin’!

2024-12-06

Arrr, matey! The 2023 U.S. Open swashbuckler be throwin' down a gauntlet to Spotify sea dogs, jestin' at their scorn fer Apple Music! She shared her treasure trove of tunes from th' year 2024, makin' all the landlubbers squawk like a parrot with a thorn in its beak!

Arrr! Coco be callin’ out them scallywags, cheerin’ Spotify whilst she be showin’ her Apple tunes! Hilarity be ensuin’!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the fair tennis lass, Coco Gauff, who be a whiz on the courts and a connoisseur of tunes! This year, she unveiled her most-played melodies through Apple Music's magic mirror, known as Replay!Our champion, the U.S. Open victor, be swaying to the sweet sounds of Beyoncé, Tyler the Creator, and Frank Ocean, aye! Just recently, that clever scallywag, Tyler, tossed her name into his latest ditty, “Thought I Was Dead.” Aye, what a fine honor!But lo! Gauff be faced with a tempest of critics when she shared her chart-topping tunes. "Why be ye hatin' on Apple Music?" she quipped, like a true swashbuckler defending her treasure! She even jested that the Spotify crew be all worked up like a cat with a hot potato when they see her Apple Music report.When she ain't smashing balls, ye can spy her at grand music gatherings, such as the Camp Flog Gnaw Carnival! With her trusty headphones, she gets in the zone, prepared to conquer the seas of competition!So raise a mug to Coco, the third-ranked queen of tennis, who dances to her own tune while making waves in both sports and music! Yarrr!

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