Arrr, says Cap'n Mark, Gruden's walkin' the plank set us back! 'Twas like takin' his noggin clean off!
2025-01-29
Arrr, me hearties! Cap'n Mark Davis be spoutin' on the day of the moon that ol' Jon Gruden's jumpin' ship in 2021 done tossed the Raiders back a fair few years ’pon the sea of football! Aye, what a fine mess o’ cannonballs that be!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the Las Vegas Raiders and their captain, Mark Davis, who thought he struck gold in 2018 by lassoing Jon Gruden with a mighty 10-year treasure map! Aye, Davis believed Gruden would steer the ship to stable shores, but alas! A storm brewed with a scandal that made Gruden walk the plank, leavin’ the crew in a right tizzy!Now, with Gruden gone, Davis be singin’ a different tune, blessin’ the arrival of new helmsman Pete Carroll and his sidekick John Spytek. But the real treasure? Tom Brady, the legendary quarterback, now a minority owner, he be savin' the day! Davis set his sights on Brady to fill the gaping hole left by Gruden's swift departure, claimin’ they be in dire need of some football wisdom.
With Gruden's exit causin’ chaos, the Raiders tried to right the ship with a few other captains, but the crew be still searchin’ for solid ground. Now, with Carroll at the wheel, Davis be hopin’ to finally chart a course towards glory, havin’ the patience of a pirate waitin’ fer a treasure chest to open!