The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Tennis scallywag flung his stick, knocking a lass in the front row like a cannonball! Avast, matey!

2025-01-07

Arrr, on Tuesday in the land o' kiwis, Captain Cameron Norrie, a swashbucklin' tennis player, flung his trusty racket in a fit o’ rage, only to smack a fair lass in the front row! Aye, talk about a foul shot, matey!

Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, for I’ve a tale from the land o’ New Zealand! A fair lass found herself in a right pickle when a tennis racket soared her way like a cannonball from a pirate ship!

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