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Arrr, this scallywag claims to be from the Gulf o' America, but I reckon he be swimmin' in a kiddie pool!

2025-03-25

"Arrr, during the ruckus of 'Monday Night Raw', a landlubber of a wrestler was proclaimed to hail from the fabled 'Gulf of America' before settlin' his score in Glasgow! Blimey, I reckon he'd be better off in a fishin' boat than a ring!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of the high seas of wrestling! A swashbucklin' new grappler by the name of "El Grande Americano" be layin' claim to the waters of the "Gulf of America," a name that be stirrin' the pot like a shipwrecked sailor with a belly full o' rum!

This luchador, clad in the colors of freedom—red, white, and blue—made his grand debut on the storied shores of "Monday Night Raw" in Glasgow, bringin' with him a whiff of mystery! Many a fan be whisperin' that this masked marauder be none other than Chad Gable in disguise, though the truth be shrouded in as much fog as a pirate's treasure map!

But hark! The ring announcer, that cunning wench Alicia Taylor, declared him hailing from the contentious Gulf of America, a title that be causin' more ruckus than a cannon blast! And the seas of politics be stirrin' too, with jabs taken at our neighbors up north, the Canadians, who dared to boo the Star-Spangled Banner. Aye, tensions be high as a pirate’s flag in a storm!

So keep yer spyglass trained on this tumultuous tale, fer the waters be ever-changin’, and the landlubbers be as confused as a parrot in a storm!

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