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Arrr! Boise State's own Ashton Jeanty be strutting his treasures as an underwear model, makin’ waves on the high seas of fashion!

2025-01-18

Arrr, matey! Boise State's mighty runner, Ashton Jeanty, be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout joinin' forces with SAXX! Aye, this scallywag's takin' to the field and the catwalk, struttin' his skivvies whilst tossin' the ol' pigskin! A fine adventure for a gallant buccaneer, I say!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Ashton Jeanty, a fine lad from Boise State who be not only a master of the gridiron but also a dauntless model of fine knickers! Aye, this scallywag be a Heisman runner-up and a holder of many a prestigious award, but now he’s strutting his stuff in SAXX undergarments!

In a twist of fate most curious, our hero never dreamt of donning the garb of a fashion model. "I be a good-lookin’ lad, a great runner, so why not?" he chuckled, makin’ his way into the realm of comfy drawers. It be all thanks to Maxx Crosby, a burly Raider, who plucked him from obscurity to join the SAXX crew. "Ye need game-changin’ undies for a game-changin’ player!" he proclaimed, and methinks he be right!

With a whopping 2,601 yards and 29 touchdowns that season, he nearly stole Barry Sanders’ crown! But alas, while his Broncos bested the Mountain West, they fell to Penn State in the playoffs. Now, with the NFL Draft on the horizon, this buccaneer be on the brink of greatness, destined to be the first running back chosen. So raise a tankard, for Ashton Jeanty be makin’ waves both on the field and in the realm of fine undergarments!

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