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Arrr! Two-time treasure hoarder Justin Reid be joinin' the Saints crew, say the scallywags!

2025-03-11

Arrr, me hearties! Word from the crow's nest be that Justin Reid's struck gold with the Saints! The swashbucklin' defensive back be settlin' his sails on a three-year treasure map. Aye, let the rum flow and the cannons roar, for this pirate be stayin' ashore!

Avast, me hearties! The winds be blowin' favorably fer the New Orleans Saints, as they be makin' quite the ruckus this week! With a hearty splash, they’ve snatched up the fine defensive back, Justin Reid, from the clutches of the Kansas City Chiefs, where he hoisted the Super Bowl spoils not once, but twice! Aye, he be settlin' in N'awlins on a three-year pact, much to the delight of the crew.

This crafty swashbuckler, Reid, be no stranger to the gridiron, havin' sailed from Stanford to the NFL, where he be drafted by the Texans back in the day. After some adventures, he found himself with the Chiefs, only to be cast adrift when they set their sights elsewhere. Alas, they fell short of three consecutive Super Bowl victories, bein' bested by the Eagles in a recent brawl for the Vince Lombardi Trophy!

Not to be outdone, the Saints be also inked a deal with tight end Juwan Johnson, extendin' his contract to a grand treasure of $30.75 million, which could swell even larger with some clever incentives! And thus, with a new captain at the helm, Kellen Moore, the Saints be lookin' to sail forth to victory on the high seas of the NFL! Yarrr!

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