Arrr! Bill Belichick be not the first matey picked fer UNC's ship o' football, so say the sea rumors!
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! Word on the high seas be that Bill Belichick's pirate ship in North Carolina be sunk if that scallywag Arthur Smith, the Steelers' crafty quartermaster, had joined the crew! Aye, the winds of fate be fickle, much like a drunken sailor!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the North Carolina Tar Heels, who be settin' sail fer a jolly new era in football with none other than Bill Belichick, a captain o' many ships in the NFL seas!But lo and behold! This be no ordinary tale, fer it seems ol’ Belichick wasn't the first choice of the Tar Heels’ crew. Nay, they had their sights set on Arthur Smith, the scallywag offensive coordinator of the Pittsburgh Steelers, who turned tail and stayed in the NFL, likely afraid of a pirate's life!So, with Smith's ship anchored elsewhere, the Tar Heels cast their nets on Belichick, to the shock of landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Smith, who once trod the fields of UNC, had a brief run as the Falcons' captain but got lost at sea, missin' the chance to hoist the Tar Heel colors.Now, Belichick be signed on with a treasure trove of a contract worth $50 million, with a buyout clause if another ship be callin' him back to the NFL seas. Aye, the winds o' change be blowin’, and football fans be in for a wild ride with this new captain at the helm!