Arrr! Riley Gaines be summonin' Caitlin Clark and Simone Biles to hoist the sails 'gainst the transgender crew in the lady games!
2025-03-01
Arrr matey, Riley Gaines be callin' on the fair lass Caitlin Clark and the nimble Simone Biles to hoist their flags with XX-XY Athletics! She be wishin' they join the crew against the tides of trans in women’s sports. A jolly good ruckus, I say!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for there be a tempest brewin' in the world of women’s sports! A band of fierce lassies, led by the bold Riley Gaines, be rallyin’ against the tide of transgender athletes joinin’ the fray. This swashbucklin’ swimmer found herself in a fair bit o’ trouble when she tied with the rogue Lia Thomas at the NCAA championships! Now, she be callin’ on the likes of Caitlin Clark and Simone Biles to join the cause and help catapult her new brand, XX-XY Athletics, into the limelight!With gold doubloons flowin' in, this sportswear company be all about protectin’ women’s sports from what they claim be unfair competition. The good ship XX-XY be seekin’ to sign more brave athletes to their crew, but it seems nary a top-tier lass has yet stepped forth to raise her voice! Riley believes if these monumental athletes would just declare, “Nay, ye do not belong here!” the matter would be settled quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!”
But beware, for speakin' out ain't without its perils! Threats and harassment be shadowin’ those who dare challenge the status quo! So, as the debate rages on, the winds of change be blowin’, and the call to defend women's sports grows louder! Aye, the seas be rough, but these fierce dames be holdin’ their ground, determined to chart a new course for fairness in the arena!