The Booty Report

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Arrr! Joe Brady, that scallywag of a coordinator, be shunning the Saints' helm like a cursed treasure!

2025-01-25

Avast, mateys! Even after parleyin' with the high-ranking scallywags of the New Orleans Saints, the swashbucklin' coach Joe Brady be givin' the ol’ heave-ho to a second chinwag. Seems this landlubber prefers his ship’s course elsewhere! Yarrr, what a jolly jest!

Ahoy mateys! The New Orleans Saints be tossin' overboard their head coach, Dennis Allen, after a dreadful seven-game losing streak. Now, the special teams captain, Darren Rizzi, be takin' the helm as interim coach, tryin' to steer the ship back on course!Meanwhile, the search fer a new captain be underway, but one fine lad, Joe Brady from the Buffalo Bills, has decided to keep his compass pointed north and not join the Saints crew. He be preferin' to guide the Bills’ offense instead o’ entertainin’ offers from New Orleans!The Saints had a jolly start to their 2024 season, plunderin' victories by hefty margins, but alas, the storm clouds gathered, promptin' the owners to walk the plank with their head coach. Owner Gayle Benson expressed sadness, likin’ Allen to a loyal matey, but felt it was time to make the hard call.With Allen's record bein’ a mere 18-25, he now seeks greener pastures, possibly with the Chicago Bears. Meanwhile, the crew be interviewin' other candidates, hopin' to find a captain who can steer them toward glory once more!So hoist the sails and prepare for rough seas ahead in the land of football, me hearties!

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