Arrr! Former Buccaneer Kupp be settin’ sail for rival Seahawk waters, sayin’ goodbye to his ol’ crew!
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! It be said that the swashbucklin' wide receiver Cooper Kupp hath signed on with the Seattle Seahawks, after bein' cast off from the rival ship Los Angeles Rams! Aye, the tides of fortune be ever-changin' for this scallywag!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the realm of football, where the mighty Cooper Kupp, the MVP of the grand Super Bowl of 2022, has made the fateful decision to sail away from the Los Angeles Rams to join the Seattle Seahawks crew! Aye, he’s struck a jolly deal worth three years and a treasure of $45 million doubloons!This fine lad be returnin’ to his homeland of Washington, ready to join forces with the new matey, Sam Darnold, fillin' the boots left by the traded DK Metcalf, who’s off to the Steel City. Kupp had once hoped for a trade to keep him on the Rams ship, but alas, no takers were found, and he was cast overboard!
Though his heart belonged to L.A., injuries have plagued him since his crowning glory. The lad played only 33 out of 51 possible battles! Now, at the ripe age of 32, he be lookin’ to reclaim his glory on the field with a hungry spirit and a promise of elite football ahead.
Joining him in Seattle be the rising star Jaxon Smith-Njigba, and together they’ll be wreakin’ havoc on the gridiron! So hoist the sails and let the games begin!