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Arrr, Conor McGregor be tossed by two ships, includin' a well-loved grog brand, after his scallywag verdict!

2024-11-27

Arrr, matey! Two fine companies, includin’ a well-loved rum maker, have tossed Conor McGregor overboard after he be found guilty of givin’ a good whack in Ireland! Looks like the lad’s lost his treasure chest o’ sponsors, savvy?

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I've got a tale of a scallywag named Conor McGregor, who be in hot waters after a Dublin court found him liable for assaultin' a fair lass in 2018. Aye, two companies be abandonin’ ship on this rogue, includin' Proximo Spirits, the owners of Proper No. 12 whiskey, which once drank from the cup of his fame.

Proximo be sendin’ word that they shan’t be usin’ McGregor’s name or likeness any longer, decidin’ to chart a new course without this notorious pirate. They be proclaimin’ their independence from McGregor’s visage, which once adorned their bottles like a treasure map!

As if that weren’t enough, the fine folks at IO Interactive, creators of the "Hitman" game, have tossed McGregor overboard too, sayin’ they won’t be sailin’ alongside him anymore. They’re removin’ all content that features this scoundrel quicker than a cannonball can fly!

Our rogue Conor, at 35 years of age, now faces a hefty sum of nearly $257,000 to pay to the lass he allegedly wronged, though he be claimin’ innocence and callin’ foul on her accusations. A storm be brewin’, and this pirate’s reputation be takin’ on water!

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