Arrr! Tyreek Hill be sayin’ playin’ fer Trump be a treasure on his list, fer he be a loyal matey!
2025-02-08
Arrr, matey! Tyreek Hill, that swift swab from the Miami Dolphins, be a hearty admirer of Captain Trump! He be sayin’ it’s on his treasure map to strut his stuff before the mighty leader. Aye, playin’ for the king of the seas be a fine wish indeed!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! In the fair land of New Orleans, the stars be shinin' bright as the mighty Super Bowl be upon us! And what be this? The Captain of the ship o' state, President Donald Trump, is a-comin’ to watch the grand spectacle o' Super Bowl LIX, makin' him the first sittin’ president to set foot on this hallowed turf!Trump, a familiar face at many a sportin’ event, be hopin' to catch the action on Sunday. While Tyreek Hill be dreaming of playin' before the president, he be stuck in a daydream, for he could've been with the Kansas City Chiefs instead! “That’d be a treasure to add to me bucket list!” he exclaimed, eyes gleamin’ like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder.
Before the clash o' titans begins, Trump be settin' sail for a chat with Fox News' Bret Baier at Mar-a-Lago. The seas may have been rough with players kneelin’ during the anthem, but the captain be ready to revel in the festivities of the day! Avast, me hearties, let the game commence! Arrr!