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Arrr, Archie Manning be spillin’ the beans 'bout where he wants his lad, Arch, to drop anchor in the NFL!

2024-12-07

Arrr, matey! Arch Manning be a treasure of a recruit, makin' waves like a galleon's wake! Though he can't plunder the NFL Draft this year, all eyes’ll be on him when he sails into the big leagues, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger of football glory! Arrr!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about young Arch Manning, a sprightly lad with football in his blood, hailing from a family of legendary sea dogs—Peyton and Eli, his uncles, and ol’ Archie, his granddad! After a mighty quest, he chose the grand shores of Texas, which set sail to join the SEC this year, a league of great renown.

This young scallywag be only 19, and while his sails were a bit limp during his freshman voyage, he found his sea legs as a starter when that buccaneer Quinn Ewers found himself laid up. Though he can't declare for the NFL draft until 2025, ol’ Archie’s already plottin’ the course, hopin’ his grandson dons the colors of the Dallas Cowboys.

“If ye asked me,” he chuckled, “I’d say Cowboys!” Aye, that clan's got pull, just like when Eli was drafted by the Chargers, and they told ‘em, "Nay, send him to the Giants!" Methinks they be more than sailors—they be navigators of fate on the gridiron seas!

So, keep yer spyglass trained on Arch Manning, mateys, for he’s thrown for 939 yards and notched nine touchdowns this season! Aye, may his future be as bright as the treasure of the seven seas!

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