Arrr, matey! Roxanne be spillin’ the grog on how CM Punk be teachin’ her the ropes since his comeback!
2025-02-15
Arrr, matey! WWE NXT lass Roxanne Perez be chattin' with Fox News, spillin' the rum on how CM Punk's return be stirrin' the pot o' young scallywags in the locker room! Aye, 'tis a right ruckus awaitin' to unfold, like a treasure map with X marks the spot!
Though a pesky triceps injury had him laid up like a drowned rat, Punk’s back, and he be sharin’ his savvy with the young scallywags of NXT! Young Roxanne Perez, who be chasin’ after Punk like a dog after a bone, be singin’ his praises, sayin’, "The 'Best in the World' ain’t just a fancy title, he truly be a treasure!" She be tickled pink to have him watchin’ over her matches, offerin’ sage advice like a wise old sea captain!
In a grand ol’ moment, she even gave him a taste of her own “pipe bomb,” leavin’ him as silent as a shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean! Now she be settin’ sail for glory at Vengeance Day, hopin’ to nab her third NXT women’s champion title! So hoist the sails and grab yer popcorn, for the high seas of wrestling be gettin’ wild indeed!