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Arrr, Ohio State’s hoopin' matey be under the spyglass fer a scuffle at home, savvy? What a jolly mess!

2024-11-25

Arrr, matey! It be said that Ohio State's court conqueror, Aaron Bradshaw, finds himself under the watchful eye of the law for a ruckus in his landlubber quarters. A squabble, they say, but I reckon he just be tryin' to swab the deck of love gone awry! Har har!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the landlubber shores of Ohio, where a fine center by the name of Aaron Bradshaw be caught in a stormy squall of trouble! Word has it, he be under investigation fer a “domestic incident,” makin' him a no-show at team shenanigans, as reported by The Columbus Dispatch. Aye, th' Buckeyes be keepin' mum, sayin', “Due to federal privacy laws, we cannot share further information at this time.”

Now, Coach Jake Diebler, bless his salty soul, be as tight-lipped as a clam. After a grand victory over Campbell, he said naught about our wayward center. Rumors be flyin' that Bradshaw won’t be settin' sail against Green Bay, and the horizon be cloudy on when he’ll return to the court.

But fret not, for no charges be laid against him, just whispers of an incident at his off-campus lair! Before this tempest, Bradshaw was makin' waves, averagin' 7.8 points and 4.8 rebounds in his first four games with the Buckeyes after leavin' Kentucky. So, let’s raise a tankard and hope fer calmer seas fer our matey Aaron! Yarrr!

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