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Arrr, Captain Malone be wonderin’ why me crew forgot to swab the decks after a mighty thrashin’ by them Knicks!

2024-11-26

Arrr, me hearties! Coach Michael Malone be settin' his own crew ablaze after they got sunk 145 to 118 by the scallywags from New York! Blimey, 'tis a fine mess they made on the high seas of basketball! Avast, hope they find their sea legs posthaste!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, for I’ve tales to tell of the Denver Nuggets and their recent clash with the New York Knicks, a battle that turned into a right spectacle! With a grand total of 145 points scored against them, the Nuggets found themselves on the wrong side of a fierce defeat. OG Anunoby be the scourge of the night, plundering 40 points, while Karl-Anthony Towns added to the mayhem with 30 points and 15 rebounds!

Coach Michael Malone, in a fit of rage, declared, “We be not flushing this here embarrassment!” Nay, he be callin’ for more grit and leadership from his crew, pointin’ his finger at none other than Nikola Jokic and Jamal Murray. “What be this lack of effort, me hearties?” he bellowed, “We need to play like we care!”

Jokic, clever as a fox, echoed the captain’s sentiments, suggestin’ that a wake-up call be in order. Meanwhile, Murray, fresh from the sunny shores of L.A., explained his mates’ lack of focus after celebratin’ their victory over the Lakers. “Aye, we had fun, but focus be key!” said he, tryin’ to set things right.

So beware, for the Nuggets be at 9-7, and the seas of the season be still stormy. Arrr!

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