Arrr, Tiger Woods be spillin' the sad news 'bout his mum, Kultida! Aye, even the fiercest seas can’t hold back sorrow!
2025-02-04
Arrr, me hearties! Tiger Woods be spillin' the sad news that his dear mother, Kultida, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 78. Aye, a heartstring tugger, that be! Raise a tankard for her, for she was a fine shipmate in this rough sea of life!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of sorrow from the high seas of golf! The famed swashbuckler of the green, Tiger Woods, has announced the passing of his dear mother, Kultida, who sailed off to the great beyond at the age of 78. Aye, the lad shared his lament on the mystical scroll known as X, askin' for a bit o' privacy whilst he and his crew grieve this mighty loss.With a heavy heart, Tiger spoke of his mother as a fierce gale, a spirit that could not be tamed, quick with both needle and belly laughs. She be the wind in his sails, the spark in his lantern, and without her, he be but a castaway! Kultida, loved by many, especially her two wee ones, Sam and Charlie, shall be missed like a lost treasure chest. He thanked all who offered support, prayers, and respect at this trying time, declaring, “Love ye, Mom!”
Now, listen well, for Kultida hails from far-off lands—Thai, Chinese, and Dutch, she be! She found her mate, Earl, whilst he be on a military quest in Thailand, and together they raised the lad known as Eldrick—named after his parents, but called Tiger after a brave comrade lost in battle. Aye, what a tale! So raise a tankard for Kultida, the matriarch who shaped the legend! Arrr!