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Arrr! Caitlin Clark be havin' a jolly jest at Lexie Hull's expense 'fore the grand Unrivaled battle! Har har!

2025-03-13

Arrr, Caitlin Clark and Lexie Hull be like two swabs makin' sweet music on the court! Aye, even when off the ship o' hardwood, they’s as tight as a captain and his favorite rum!

Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Caitlin Clark, a fine lass of the WNBA, who be takin' a cheeky jab at her matey, Lexie Hull. Aye, while Hull be struttin’ her stuff in Miami, preparin’ fer a grand battle in the Unrivaled league, our lass Clark be raisin' a laugh with a quip on the 'Gram, suggestin' Hull should mix in some ab workouts, savvy?

These two buccaneers of the court be thick as thieves, buildin’ a bond during their maiden voyage together with the Indiana Fever. When the WNBA season hit pause for the Paris Olympics, they seized the moment to belt out some tunes alongside country star Jordan Davis. Aye, they be showin’ more rhythm than a ship at sea!

Hull, the sixth pick of the 2022 draft, be averagin' a meager 5.5 points per game, while Clark, the finest scorer ever in NCAA history, be the top pick in the last draft, takin’ the league by storm. The Fever, bless their timbers, found themselves in the playoffs for the first time since 2016, though their captain Christie Sides was cast overboard after bein’ eliminated by the Connecticut Sun.

So, raise yer tankards to these fierce dames of the court as they navigate the treacherous waters of the WNBA!

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