Arrr, hear ye! Travis Kelce be back in the NFL, shoutin' like a scallywag from the 'Wolf of Wall Street!' Har har!
2025-02-27
Arrr, me hearties! Travis Kelce be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest of his “New Heights” podcast! He be returnin’ to the NFL seas, ye hear? He be sailin' with a clip from that scallywag "Wolf of Wall Street." Avast, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger for another swashbucklin’ season!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Travis Kelce, the swashbucklin’ tight end of the NFL seas! Word on the briny blue be that this scallywag be returnin’ for yet another season, makin’ it his thirteenth voyage in the league!Though the lad be as silent as a clam in a treasure chest, his podcast page be spillin’ the beans, declarin’, “ITS TIME FOR YEAR 13!” Avast! A full account of his decision be comin’ next week, so keep yer spyglasses peeled!
In a twist fit for the grandest of sea tales, a video from the "Wolf of Wall Street" surfaced, showin’ Kelce proclaimin’ he be “not f---ing leavin’,” with the visages of his crew superimposed upon the characters of that infamous tale. Arrr, what a sight to behold!
Our matey Pat McAfee hinted at a secret message from Kelce himself, claimin’ he be itchin’ to return to the gridiron, chasin’ glory and bestin’ the foes that daunt him. With 97 catches last season, he still be a formidable force, even if his numbers be slippin’ a wee bit.
So, raise yer tankards, me hearties! The adventures of Travis Kelce be far from over, and the NFL seas be ready for another grand journey! Arrrr!