The Booty Report

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Arrr! Bodycam reveals Chilean scallywags nabbed raiding the treasure chest of Joe Burrow, the Bengals' captain!

2025-01-22

Arrr! A fine Ohio lair, owned by the swashbucklin' Bengals star Joe Burrow, got plundered while he be off swabbin' the decks in Dallas for a NFL duel! Me hearties, even a quarterback ain't safe from the scallywags when he's away! Avast, what a jolly mess!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring ye a tale of treachery on the high roads of Ohio, where

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