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Arrr! Ex-Penn State gem Abdul Carter be plunderin’ for the top spot in the NFL treasure map, savvy?

2025-03-28

Arrr, the mighty Abdul Carter, once a lion of Penn State, hoisted his flag fer the top pick on Friday, jabberin’ with the landlubber press at his pro day! He be claimin’ treasure aplenty, but let’s see if he sails the high seas o’ the draft!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale o' a lad named Abdul Carter, a former star from the Penn State seas, who be lookin' to hoist the No. 1 pick flag at the NFL draft soon to take place in 2025! The Tennessee Titans be ponderin' their choices, weighin' the odds like a ship in a stormy sea.

Carter, the mighty edge rusher, made quite the impression at the Penn State Pro Day—though he be heal’n from an arm injury, he claims it be as good as gold! He boasts of his ability to play many a position, likin' himself to a trusty cannon that takes out foes when the tide be turnin' against ye!

But beware! There be other scallywags in the draft, like quarterbacks Cam Ward and Shedeur Sanders, eyein' the treasure too. Should the Titans pass on our hero, the Cleveland Browns be lurkin’, ready to feast on the leftovers!

Carter, the 2024 Big Ten Defensive Player of the Year, be no stranger to settin' records, with a treasure trove of tackles and sacks to his name. If ye be askin' me, this lad's the kind who could turn the tides of battle, much like the fiercest of pirates! So, hoist yer sails and keep a weathered eye on the draft, fer it be a storm to remember!

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