Arrr! Fergie Jenkins be reckonin' them torpedo bats be makin' landlubbers hit like true sea dogs, aye!
2025-04-05
Arrr, me hearties! Fergie Jenkins, that swashbucklin' Hall of Famer, be spillin' the beans on them torpedo bats and their magical powers fer batters on the grand stage of OutKick's "Ricky Cobb Show"! Aye, swingin' like a true buccaneer, he be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of Fergie Jenkins, a grand seafarer of the baseball seas, weighin' anchor on the newfound craze of torpedo bats that be shakin' the shores of major leagues! Arrr, it seems the New York Yankees be makin' a mighty splash, and our Fergie, now a spry 82, be chattin' on "The Ricky Cobb Show" 'bout how these fancy bats be givin' hitters a leg up against us poor ol' pitchers!In his day, Jenkins declares, pitchers reigned supreme, while now, it feels like we be mere barnacles on the hull! With the mighty clock and oversized bases, them hitters be livin' the high life, and these torpedo bats be the latest treasure in their chest. Jenkins be reckonin’ that these swashbucklin’ sticks will raise the batting averages, givin’ players an extra twenty points or so! Arrr, that means more hits and more rum-fueled celebrations for the crew!
So, keep a weather eye out, for soon, all the swabs in the league will be swingin’ them torpedo bats, hopin’ to send the ball flyin’ into the briny deep! Jenkins, the old sea dog, remembers when he toiled upon the diamond without such trickery, but now he be cheerin’ from the crow’s nest, watchin’ the merry chaos unfold! Avast, what a time to be swingin’ a bat!