Arrr, matey! Lamar, the Raven's swashbuckler, flung five cannons o' touchdowns, sendin' them Giants to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-12-15
Arrr, matey! Lamar Jackson be settin’ sail on five mighty touchdown cannons, helpin' the Baltimore Ravens plunder the New York Giants with a hefty 35-14 treasure haul on Sunday! Aye, them Giants didn’t stand a chance against this swashbucklin’ quarterback!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the gridiron seas, where the audacious Baltimore Ravens plundered the hapless New York Giants, leaving ‘em shipwrecked at 35-14! The doughty Lamar Jackson, that scallywag, tossed five mighty touchdown passes, leadin’ his crew to glory!With a week of rest behind ‘em, the Ravens sailed to a 9-5 record, whilst the Giants, bless their timbers, be strugglin’ at 2-12, eyein’ the coveted first pick in the 2025 Draft. A bumpy start it was, as Justice Hill’s grand kickoff return was followed by Jackson fumblin’ like a landlubber on his first run!
But fear not! The Ravens rallied, with Mark Andrews catchin’ a 13-yard strike for a record 48th career score, and Rashod Bateman, the true gem, snaggin’ two touchdowns like fine treasure! At halftime, they led 21-7, with the Giants only able to muster a single score from Devin Singletary.
The second half saw the Ravens tighten their grip, with Devontez Walker makin’ his debut touchdown catch, while Tim Boyle of the Giants tossed a consolation prize to Malik Nabers after Jackson’s fifth and final flourish! With a masterful 21-for-25 and 290 yards, Jackson left the field as the king of the seas, while old Derrick Henry had a rather dull day at 67 yards. Aye, what a spectacle it be!