The Booty Report

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Arrr! In a grand pool battle, two swashbucklin' lasses outplayed the fair maidens, claimin' the treasure of victory!

2025-04-06

Arrr, two fierce buccaneers of the pool table, both swappin’ more than just tales, clashed swords in a grand championship on the high seas of the UK! These scallywags be dominatin’ the competition like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! Let the games begin, ye scurvy dogs!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, for I be havin’ a tale of a grand pool tournament in the United Kingdom, where two swashbucklin' transgender ladies, Harriet Haynes and Lucy Smith, did battle with the fair maidens of the table! Aye, they took on four opponents each to reach the championship, much like a ship takin’ on waves in a stormy sea!

In the heat of the contest at Wigan's Robin Park, Smith came out swingin’, decimat’n’ her foes with naught but her cue, while Haynes had to fight tooth and nail in close matches. The final showdown saw Haynes lead, but Smith, like a cunning sea serpent, came back to challenge, though in the end, Haynes snatched victory from the jaws of defeat!

Now, hear this! The rules of the English Pool Association and the World Eightball Pool Federation be more tangled than a pirate's beard! They allow trans-identified athletes to join the fray, but the winds of change be blowin’ as guidelines be under review. The WEPF had a brief spell when only those born female could play, but they soon turned ‘round, lettin’ any lass who claimed female status join the fun, provided they proved their mettle!

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