Arrr! UFC Captain Dana White be tossin' politics overboard after Trump’s win, callin' it a foul stinkin' fish!
2024-11-22
Arrr, after me hearty matey, President-elect Donald Trump, snagged his second crown, UFC's Captain Dana White be throwin' in the towel! He be claimin' he wants naught to do with the treacherous waters of politics, sayin', "I’ll be stickin' to me rum and punches, savvy?"
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Dana White, the President o' the UFC, who be a staunch matey o' Captain Trump, that scallywag who be seekin' another term in the grand ship of politics. But lo! After this last election tempest, White be throwin' in the towel, swearin' off the political seas like a sailor who’s had one too many rum rations. "I’m never f---ing doin' this again!" he be shoutin' like a true buccaneer tired o' the squabblin'.In a chat with the New Yorker, he declared politics as "gross" and "disgustin'," like a rotting fish in the hold. Back in the day, Trump let UFC hold its raucous brawls at his Atlantic City casino, helpin' to turn the sport from a notorious knuckle-dragger to a fan-favorite spectacle. White noted that when Trump waltzed into the arena, the crowd erupted like cannon fire, showin' that not all souls be against him, despite what the landlubbers in the media be sayin'.
Trump’s popularity soared as he plundered the podcast seas, gabbin' away with young scallywags on shows like Joe Rogan's, makin' his mark on the youth while White claimed these chats be lettin' folks see the truth behind the tempestuous man. So here’s to Dana, who’s hangin' up his political boots and stickin' to fights, where the only blood spilled be in the ring! Arrr!