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Arrr, matey! Brian and Joe be sailin' with the Giants 'til 2025, says the crew! Aye, what a voyage!

2025-01-06

Arrr, mateys! Captain John Mara be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the Giants crew be keepin' their trusty first mate Schoen and sea dog Daboll fer another voyage in 2025! Hoist the sails and prepare fer more jolly adventures, ye scallywags!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the New York Giants' ship, captained by none other than ol' John Mara, the co-owner. On a day famed as "Black Monday," when many a coach be shown the plank, Mara declared that both General Schoen and Captain Daboll be stayin' aboard for the 2025 voyage. A mighty surprise indeed! Many thought a rebuild be in the cards after they sent their quarterback Daniel Jones adrift last November. But nay! Schoen and Daboll be gettin' another year to chart a course for glory, despite the tempestuous seas of the past season. Mara, in his statement, expressed faith in their grand plans, hopin' for treasure at the end of the journey.Alas, the season wasn’t all smooth sailin’. Saquon Barkley left for the rival Philadelphia Eagles, while Jones floundered, wrackin’ up a dismal 2-8 record. The fans were restless, even flyin' banners o'er MetLife Stadium demandin' a complete mutiny! Yet, amidst the storm, a bright star emerged: rookie Malik Nabers, catchin' passes like a skilled sea dog, givin' hope to the crew.As they prepare for the draft with the third pick in hand, one can only wonder what treasures await them on the horizon! Arrr!

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