Arrr, matey! Martina be sayin' Democrats need a backbone, not a bag o' bones, fer votin' against the trans ban!
2025-01-15
Arrr, matey! Former lassie tennis ace Martina Navratilova be takin' a cutlass to the 206 scallywags in the House who turned their backs on the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act! Aye, they be walkin’ the plank of shame, they be! Har har!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the infamous former wench of the tennis seas, Martina Navratilova. She be weighin' anchor on a ruckus stirred up in the House of Representatives, where the Republicans hoisted the sails to pass the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act, while the Democrats stood like landlubbers with naught but two joinin' the fray.Martina, fierce as a cannonball, be shoutin' “Shame!” at the Democrats, claimin' they care not for the fair lasses nor their safety. She brandished her cutlass on the X sea, demandin' more scallywags of the left to find their spines or be walkin' the plank! “Grow a spine!” she cried, lamentin' the silence of many who fear re-election more than fair play.
In a previous skirmish, she grumbled 'bout the Republicans takin' the helm of this issue, declarin' her anger loud enough for the whole crew to hear. And lo! She’s been called a “homophobe” by her own shipmates, but she be standin' resolute for the rights of the fairer sex. So there ye have it, a tempest in the galley of politics, with Martina at the helm, fightin' for women's sports like a true pirate of justice!