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Arrr! The Bengals be taggin' Tee Higgins for a second season, like a treasure map ye can’t escape!

2025-03-03

Arrr! The Cincinnati Bengals be hoistin’ the franchise flag for the swashbucklin' wide receiver, Tee Higgins, for a second season! They be shoutin’ this news on a fine Monday, hopin’ to chart a course for a treasure-laden long-term deal. Yarr, may the winds be in their favor!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale from yon land of Cincinnati, where a scallywag by the name of Tee Higgins be caught in a web o' contracts! Aye, the Bengals, those mighty sea dogs of the gridiron, have placed the franchise tag upon him fer the second year runnin’, like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder. Our lad Higgins be confirm'in this news with but a single word, "tag," posted on the mystical X.

The Bengals be makin' it clear they aim to strike a long-term deal with this pass-catching buccaneer, lest he find himself swimmin’ in the waters of free agency. If no treasure map be laid out by July 15, he could be lookin' at a hefty bounty of $26.2 million for the 2025 season, aye!

But fret not, as the crew, led by Captain Joe Burrow and matey Ja'Marr Chase, be rallyin’ to keep Higgins aboard the ship. Burrow even declared he’d be sorely disappointed if Higgins sailed off into the sunset! Yet, the winds be changin’, with Chase himself eyeing a chest of gold that could make him the richest non-quarterback on the seven seas.

With Higgins’ impressive record of two 1,000-yard seasons, it be clear this lad be a treasure worth fightin’ fer. But alas, time be slippery, and negotiations be as contentious as a kraken’s wrath. Will the Bengals secure this fine player, or will he be the catch of the day fer another crew? Only the tides of fortune shall tell!

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