The Booty Report

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Arrr! Unranked Auburn be givin' Texas A&M a right jolt, takin' 'em down in four wild rounds o' chaos!

2024-11-24

Arrr, Texas A&M be havin' a golden chance to sail into the next bracket after some mighty fine upsets, but lo and behold! They let slip the game-tyin' score in a fierce four-time overtime tussle! Blimey, me hearties, that be a right scallywag blunder!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the college gridiron, where the Texas A&M Aggies, ranked 15th in the land, be lookin’ to chart a course for the College Football Playoff. But alas, in a bout fiercer than a Kraken’s wrath, they found themselves sunk by the unranked Auburn, losin’ 43-41 after a battle lastin’ four overtimes! Blimey!

With the fourth overtime rollin’, Auburn struck first like a cannonball, takin’ a 43-35 lead. But Texas A&M, not ones to go down without a fight, pulled out their trickery. The sneaky crew tried a lil’ maneuver, handin’ off the ball in hopes of keepin’ the game alive, but their pass was as good as a barrel of rotten fish—dropped right in the end zone!

The Aggies' hopes were dashed, joinin’ the ranks of other SEC teams that faced defeat, like Florida shiverin’ the timbers of No. 9 Mississippi. Meanwhile, the unranked Tigers savored their victory, stormin’ the field like a ship of jubilant pirates, leavin’ the goalposts unscathed. So, the winds of change be a-blowin’ in the rankings, and next week, the Aggies face No. 3 Texas—may the best crew win!

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