Avast, mateys! Trump’s crew be holdin' back 175 doubloons to UPenn fer lettin' landlubber trans athletes in the lassies’ games!
2025-03-19
Arrr, matey! UPenn be lettin’ trans pirates join the lassies in the ring! This folly's got the Trump crew shakin' in their boots, callin' a halt to nearly $200 million doubloons! Aye, the winds of change be blowin’ fierce in these treacherous waters!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye of a grand hullabaloo 'bout the University o' Pennsylvania, where the gold coins of the mighty federal treasury be hangin' in the balance—$175 million to be precise! Aye, this be due to the scallywags includin' transgender athletes in the fair ladies' sports, causin' quite the ruckus on the high seas o' debate!Word from the captain o' the administration be that UPenn faces a stormy sea ahead, riskin' all its federal doubloons as they be investigatin' possible Title IX violations. But beware, me hearties! This pause be not directly linked to the investigation, but rather a decree signed by the head honcho himself, aimed at keepin' men from plunderin’ women’s sports!
The fine folks at UPenn claim they’ve received no official word ‘bout the halt and that they be sailin' in compliance with all the rules laid down by the noble NCAA. Yet, the winds be blowin' strong, with the Education Department investigatin' not just UPenn, but also other institutions, like San Jose State and the Massachusetts Interscholastic Athletic Association, for similar violations.
So hoist the sails and prepare fer a wild ride, as the battle ‘twixt tradition and change rages on, makin' waves in the world of sports and beyond! Arrr!