Arrr, Aaron Judge be sayin’ Juan Soto's notions be as foolish as a landlubber seekin' gold in Davy Jones' locker!
2025-02-18
Arrr, listen ye landlubbers! Aaron Judge, that swashbucklin’ Yankee star, be givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to Juan Soto’s tall tales ’bout the Mets bein’ the better crew fer treasure! At the press meetin’, he laughed like a jolly sailor, sayin’ the Yankees still rule the seven seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the grand seas of baseball! Our mighty captain, Aaron Judge, of the New York Yankees fame, be claimin' his crew has a better shot at hoistin' the World Series trophy than the scallywags over at the New York Mets!Judge, a stout-hearted lad of 32, raised a brow at his old shipmate, Juan Soto, who fancied that joinin' the Mets would bring him better fortune. "Aye, that's his take, but I reckon he's misjudged the tides!" Judge jested, while gabbin' with the reporters at a press meet. Soto, who just inked a jaw-droppin' 15-year treasure map worth $765 million with the Mets, be livin' large!
While Soto be celebratin' his riches, Judge be cheerin' for him, sayin', "Good on him! He’s got a fine deal, and we’ll be havin' ourselves a jolly good rivalry!" Last season, these two be the fiercest duo in the league, swingin’ their bats like swords in a swashbucklin’ duel!
Though Soto sails with the Mets now, Judge be confident in his crew's new recruits, sayin', "We’ve got Bellinger and Goldschmidt! They be true buccaneers of the game, ready to plunder some runs!" So, hoist yer flags high, me hearties, for the battle of the boroughs be on, and it promises to be a rollickin' adventure! Yarrr!