Arrr! Canada's sea dog minister be sayin', "We be insulted, matey!" when the anthem be gettin' the ol' boo-hoo!
2025-03-05
Arrr, the fair lass Mélanie Joly be speakin' of the land o' Canada, sayin' that landlubbers be booing the U.S. anthem at games, claimin' they’ve had their fill o' the bilge and bluster! Aye, a ruckus fit for a jolly crew, that be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of tension betwixt the grand United States and our frosty neighbors to the north, Canada, all sparked at the raucous 4 Nations Face-Off tournament! Aye, it all began when some miscreants in Ottawa dared to boo the Star-Spangled Banner at an NHL match—t’was a right ruckus!As if that weren’t enough, the Toronto Raptors fans joined the fray, booing louder than a ship’s crew on rum rations! It seems the Canadian folk are mighty vexed over President Trump’s talk of tariffs and dreams of turning their fair land into the 51st state. After Canada bested Team USA, Prime Minister Trudeau took to the social seas, declaring, “Ye can’t take our country—and ye can’t take our game!” Aye, the man’s got spirit!
But the booing didn’t stop there; fans of the New York Rangers retaliated by booing the Canadian anthem! With tariffs now in full effect, Canada’s foreign minister, Mélanie Joly, warns that the booing will continue like a ship’s endless voyage. She declared, “We’re insulted, we’re mad, we're angry!” So, hoist the flags and prepare for more sporting shenanigans, for these pirates of the rink be ready to bicker over every note! Arrr!