Arrr! Dion Jordan, once a mighty NFL treasure, be admitin’ he fell flat like a ship in a storm!
2025-02-17
Arrr, me hearties! Former top draft treasure, Dion Jordan, be squawkin' about his swabs and blunders o' the NFL seas! Aye, he floundered like a fish on dry land, never quite learnin' to sail right with the Miami Dolphins crew! Avast, what a scallywag he be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye the tale of a lad named Dion Jordan, a sprightly swab who sailed into the NFL seas back in the year of our Lord 2013, plucked from the college waves by the Miami Dolphins, no less! But lo and behold, his voyage didn’t quite set the sails straight. With a mere three sacks in 26 battles, he be tossed aside and marooned by a suspension for dabbling in the devil's brew of substance abuse in 2015.Yet, like a scallywag returning from Davy Jones’ locker, he resurfaced with the Seattle Seahawks in 2017, snatching four sacks in five skirmishes. But alas, the tides were not in his favor, and he drifted to the Oakland Raiders and San Francisco 49ers before abandoning ship altogether in 2020. Now aged 34, he be reflectin' on his misadventures, confessin' that his life was as tangled as a pirate's beard, hinderin' his performance on the field.
With no one to blame but himself, he now anchors as an assistant at Eureka College, moldin' the young lads and lasses into the next wave of footballers. In his time on the field, he amassed 13.5 sacks and a whopping 108 tackles. So raise a mug and toast to Dion, the pirate of the gridiron seas, who learned that life, much like treasure, takes work to find!