Arrr! Fox News Digital Sports be spillin' the beans on college football's treasure and trash o' Week 13!
2024-11-25
Arrr, matey! A tempest of troubles befell the finest gridiron crews in Week 13! Who sailed away with treasure, and who walked the plank in defeat? Let’s chart the course of glory and folly, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the College Football seas, where mighty ships crashed and fell this past Saturday! The seas be rough as three of the top ten crews found their fates adrift against lesser foes. The SEC, a proud fleet, saw the likes of No. 7 Alabama and No. 9 Ole Miss sink below the waves, leaving no treasure behind!Meanwhile, the Ducks of No. 1 Oregon be loungin’ on the shores, already securing their spot in the big ol’ championship, while the rest of the galleons be fighting for their very lives! Those rascally Sun Devils from Arizona be heatin’ up, eyeing a title shot after a close victory over BYU. The Vols be struttin’ home after a victory, as the tides shifted their way!
But alas! The Gators be spoil-sporting Ole Miss's playoff dreams like a rogue wave! Notre Dame be sailin’ smoothly, while Nebraska finally found gold, takin’ down Wisconsin. Even Coach Venables of Oklahoma found his compass again, after a tough week. But the Buffaloes and Rebels be left floundering, their hopes dashed like a ship upon the rocks!
So, me hearties, as we chart the turbulent waters of this football season, remember: fortune favors the bold—and a good rum never hurts!