Arrr, matey! Ryne Sandberg, the Hall of Fame buccaneer, says the scurvy cancer be back to plague his sails!
2024-12-10
Arrr, me hearties! On the morrow, the famed Ryne Sandberg, a legend of the diamond, be sayin’ that the pesky scourge of prostate cancer, thought to be vanquished by the devil’s rays, be makin’ a right return, like a scallywag with a treasure map! Avast, what a tale!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a true swashbuckler of the baseball seas, one Ryne Sandberg, who be fightin' a fierce battle against the scallywag known as prostate cancer. This brave lad thought he had sent that vile beast to Davy Jones' locker earlier this year, but alas, it seems the fiend has returned, spreadin' its wickedness to other parts of his brawny frame!In a message writ on the mystical scrolls of Instagram, Ryne be sayin', “Arrr, we’ve learned the cancer’s back. But fear not! I’ll be battlin' it with all me might, and with the strength of me crew behind me!” Aye, the Cubs' captain, Tom Ricketts, be sendin’ his well wishes, proclaiming that Ryne's heart be as big as a treasure chest and will serve him well in this next adventure against the dark forces of illness!
For those who don’t know this legend, Ryne be a true gem of the diamond, hittin' .285 with a whopping 282 home runs and earnin' nine Gold Gloves! He be honored in the Hall of Fame, and just this summer, the Cubs erected a grand statue in his likeness, standin' proud as he waits fer the ball to come his way. So raise yer tankards to Ryne! May he conquer this foe and sail on to brighter horizons!