Arrr! Travis Kelce's old sea dog pop be givin’ Taylor Swift but a measly $10 treasure for her birthday, ha!
2024-12-13
Arrr, matey! Ed Kelce, the ol' seadog and father of the Chiefs' tight end, be settin' sail with but a handful o' dubloons! For the fair maiden Taylor Swift's grand 35th birthday, he be reckonin' a mere 10 pieces o' eight'll do! A true buccaneer’s bargain, yarrr!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of gold and a birthday gift fit fer a queen! Travis Kelce, a mighty tight end fer the Kansas City Chiefs, be swimmin' in riches, with over $93 million clinkin' in his treasure chest. Yet, his old sea-dog father, Ed Kelce, be takin' a different tack, decidin' to spend but a mere $10 on a birthday gift fer the lass Taylor Swift!Ed, a stalwart from Ohio and a former steelworker, be sharin' his wisdom on the "Baskin & Phelps" podcast, claimin' that no grand treasure would woo the pop princess. “Ye can’t be crushin' Taylor with a gift worth $100,000! A trinket that tugs at her heartstrings be worth more!” he declared, showin' that the true treasure lies in sentiment, not gold.
As the lass turns 35, the pressure be risin’ on Travis to pop the question! With the winds of social media blowin' in favor, might he drop to one knee? Ed's philosophy, though, suggests that high-priced baubles be naught but folly, especially fer one who can buy the world. So, when that day comes, expect no high-end gifts from the Kelce clan, just good ol' heart! Yarrr!