Arrr, Captain Mahomes be sayin' he’s content with three little scallywags for now, after celebratin’ the newest crew mate!
2025-01-15
Arrr, matey! Patrick Mahomes, the swashbucklin’ captain of the Kansas City ship, be celebratin’ the arrival of his third wee matey! But he be sayin’, “Three be a fine treasure for now, no need for more scallywags aboard this vessel!” Aye, he knows when to hoist the sails!
Now, when the reporters asked the brave quarterback if more little buccaneers be on the horizon, he declared, “Three be enough fer now, savvy?” He aims to keep the crew at three for a spell, but mayhaps he’ll consider adding another little matey in the future.
As the winds of change blew through the Mahomes’ ship, our hero shared tales of Brittany’s valiant efforts during the birth. “She crushed it,” he yelled with glee, while also reveling in the joy of introducing another daughter to the fold. The other younglings be adjusting well, and lo, Patrick even had the pleasure of catching a football match whilst in the birthing quarters, for Brittany be most gracious to allow it!
With triumphant pride, he spoke of his supportive role, though he be wise to credit Brittany for managing the brood. But now, me hearties, he must sharpen his cutlass and focus on the sport, as the mighty Texans await for battle in the AFC Championship seas!