Arrr, Charles Barkley be callin’ them Canadian landlubbers 'fools' fer shatterin’ Gretzky's heart over a scallywag like Trump!
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! Charles Barkley be settin' his sights on them scallywag Canadians jabberin' 'bout NHL great Wayne Gretzky’s jolly chums with that landlubber Trump! He be callin’ 'em a crew of daft fools, savin’ his cannon fire for the real blaggards, aye!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as the great Charles Barkley, a legendary swashbuckler of the basketball seas, be takin' aim at them blundering Canucks for givin' a hard time to none other than Wayne Gretzky, the finest hockey pirate to ever sail the ice! Aye, the Great One be heartbroken, so his lass be sayin', due to the ruckus stirred by his alliance with the notorious Captain Trump."Those fools up in Canada be throwin' shade at a man who’s done more for their hockey than a barrel of rum!" Barkley declared, his voice echoing across the deck. "Gretzky be the greatest of all time and a right nice lad to boot!" Amidst all the tempest, Trump be suggestin' that Gretzky could helm the ship of Canada, but the hockey legend squashed that notion faster than a cannonball through the night!
Yet, the backlash from the Canadian crew be fierce, as Bobby Orr, another hockey buccaneer, came to Gretzky's defense, lamentin' the fickle nature of their kinfolk. "How can ye scorn a man who's bled for yer hockey?" he shouted. Gretzky’s missus echoed his sentiments, sayin' the harsh words had pierced his heart like a dagger.